https://youtu.be/Wu0hiX8MMnw
Guide to Yash Shorthand at http://yash3k.com
/v bn bttr, /m n bd'
/m mbwd, mn, /v lvd bttr
'v sín bttr dés, mn ví l hv
tvxí tvxís nyq bt n ncvd blbg
I've been better, I'm in bed and
I'm embedded, man, I have lived better
I've seen better days, man we all have
Twenty twenty's nothing but an unshaved ballbag
ts x l bd, swd ·t mä sk drr
vrí sqgl pr v ym, fówd ym p prpr
yn /vjt sm pwtr, gt hm y jpr
It's not all bad, sorted out my sock drawer
Every single pair of them, folded them up proper
Then I watched some Predator, get him to the chopper
pt sm xflx n
gt bvrg dvg, b y bz ǔ kn b
/pld fr 'rskǔ dg
bt f/ gt ǔ dg, ǔ'r rscq mí
Put some Netflix on
Get a beverage dawg, be the best you can be
I applied for a rescue dog
But if I get you dog, you're rescuing me
mínväl 'mm swí' gt ft
bt yvé /m kmq ·ts h· /vx n
x yt s̀ dm' ft, ś ws gó
Meanwhile I'mma study and get fit
But the way I'm coming out's how I went in
And that is dumb and fat, so let's go
/m gd, /m gd, /m pwí gd
ynks fr s̀kq, yts mätí ytfl
/m gd, /m gd, bt x grt
I'm good, I'm good, I'm pretty good
Thanks for asking, that's mighty thoughtful
I'm good, I'm good, but not great
msq ydrgs, sn? msq ǐr dílr?
msq 'lvd vn? lsn, /fíl y
ví'r l msq smvn, /m msq mä Mm, /m
msq ǐr mm tú, /m jz hvq fn, sn
Missing the drugs, son? Missing your dealer?
Missing a loved one? Listen, I feel ya
We're all missing someone, I'm missing my Mum, I'm
Missing your mum too, I'm just having fun, son
vétq n prscrptns v vlím
vétq n 'cpmx f mbn
vétq n 'mä Crn' frm vw l
f /m zk t hóm, mät s̀ vl gró mä bw ·t
läk b lnkn, ys ś grlq
ts fní, /kx gt ·t v ys fnk
dé drnkq, hóm skúlq
mmí, /ynk yt mä mth tíjrs drnk
Waiting on prescriptions of Valium
Waiting on a shipment of Ambien
Waiting on 'My Corona' from Weird Al
If I'm stuck at home, might as well grow my beard out
Like Abe Lincoln, this so grueling
It's funny, I can't get out of this funk
Day drinking, home schooling
Mummy, I think that my math teachers drunk
/m x, bt ysjúécns ś śbr
/m ś-ś, hv mä ps' d·ns läk 'vcdr
hv ycv-dr, x by täm ví'r óvr
ycrn hv 'cmbvr
vs 'rd dg, n· /m 'hmbdy
x /v nó dg, fíl läk nóbdí
ś, f nó v smvn vy 'rskǔ
w mí nó 'ks /nd 'pt jz tgt yrú
I'm not, but the situation's so sober
I'm so-so, have my ups and downs like a vocoder
Have the cov-odor, and by the time we're over
The corona have a combover
Was a road dog, now I'm a homebody
And I have no dog, feel like nobody
So, if you know of someone with a rescue
Let me know 'cause I need a pet just to get through
/m gd, /m gd, /m pwí gd
ynks fr s̀kq, yts mätí ytfl
/m gd, /m gd, bt x grt
h· r ǔ? 'ks /m kx fl
/pw p, l drz n
'msk' glvs bt ts x 'sks yq
vl /gs ts 'bt f 'sks yq?
n Prnhb Pxmc s̀ trxq
ys rlí sx nrml, fílq pwí mwl
yt l mä fílqs' prblms vr fl
n· /nrlí jwl, ynkq b·t ym
Drvnq n vrí, /rlí nd 'snrkl
I pulled up, all dressed in
A mask and gloves but it's not a sex thing
Well I guess it's a bit of a sex thing?
On Pornhub Pandemic is trending
This really isn't normal, feeling pretty mortal
Thought all my feelings and problems were awful
Now I nearly chortle, thinking about them
Drowning in worry, I really need a snorkel
m zl zé hóm yó
Ima still stay home though
/m gd, /m gd, /m pwí gd
ynks fr s̀kq, yts mätí ytfl
/m gd, /m gd, bt x grt
h· r ǔ? 'ks /m kx fl